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The Pork and Ham PUB *semi-serious rp*

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« Reply #90 on: November 28, 2010, 02:56:41 am »

((I assume you knew Neko is Japanese for cat))

Neko rolls over and meows at the man.

the man runs away, hiding behind a chair.
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« Reply #91 on: December 05, 2010, 06:40:32 pm »

The man ran out, shortly followed by Neko. Then Aru fell in through the floor.
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« Reply #92 on: December 07, 2010, 02:28:30 pm »

Aru, seeing no reaction from anyone in the Pub, screamed, and jumped down back through the floorboards. Everyone in the pub stared. Everyone except one that sat in the corner of the room, sipping his dr. pepper slowly and never gazing up. His eyes glinted with happiness, but his posture and position reflected solitude. He never looked up from the table, even when Aru had screamed and had made him jump. He pulled his large jacket over him again, trying to cover up the fact that he had hair, and his "clumps" at the back of his head were pointy. Not many other Lucario's he knew were white, either, and he was slightly ashamed.
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« Reply #93 on: December 08, 2010, 04:19:14 pm »

The Lucario stood up, pulling his jacket further over him and a hat down over his face. It was nearly impossible to tell he was a Pokemon, apart from most of the floppy fingers on the gloves he wore. He gazed out of the window in the corner next to him. It was getting dark. He turned towards the stairs in the corner not far away, and got over to it quickly, hoping he didn't attract too much attentoion. He jumped up the stairs and looked into his room, which was only a couple of metres from the stairs. He walked in slowly, and shut the door, but forgot to lock it. He groaned and grinned to himself, stretching himself out and pushing all of the clothes off. He walked over to the bed and jumped onto it, and sighed.
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« Reply #94 on: December 11, 2010, 03:15:25 am »

The Lucario kept silent. He could swear he heard someone coming up the stairs. He rolled off the bed quickly, then shoved himself under it. A spider and it's web caught around it's face, so he ate it. It didn't actually taste that bad. In fact, it tasted gorgeous. He reached around for another when he heard two sets of footsteps walk into the room and slam the door. He cursed to himself, swearing he'd shut the door. The two footsteps were very heavy, and the Lucario imagined two thugs coming in and robbing him. The two footsteps grew louder, and one of the people jumped onto the bed, laughing the hoarse laugh of a stereotypical thug. "So then!" one said. "Wot should we take?" The other grunted. "I don't care but- wot's this?" he replied, then picked up the clothes the Lucario had worn downstairs. "Seems we've got us a POKEMON 'ere, innit?" the man said, and chuckled. The other man, the Lucario guessed, was grinning. "And everyone knows tha' NO pokemon are allowed 'ere!"

I, the Lucario, gulped.
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« Reply #95 on: December 11, 2010, 03:39:57 pm »

I knew well that Pokemon weren't allowed here. That was why I wore the clothes so tightly. "Heh, who cares, man? 'Long as he's pissed, he's fine, innit?" the man on the bed said, and he lay down. I cringed as the bed was stretched down, almost squishing my nose. I lay it down to the side and spied a cobweb, spider included. I reached out quietly, and grabbed it, then ate it, grinning to myself.
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« Reply #96 on: December 20, 2010, 03:43:30 pm »

There was a scrabbling noise from beneath me as, unseen, Aru clambered through the spaces between the floorboards where the pipes were. I almost cursed aloud, and quickly rolled up into a ball. The men both stopped everything abruptly. "Wot was dat?" one said, and they both peered under the bed.
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« Reply #97 on: December 24, 2010, 07:50:40 am »

They both saw a strange boy under there, with a finger in his mouth and staring at the bed. He took his finger out and looked to the right, and then the left, studying both the faces closely. "Hello. Who are you?"
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« Reply #98 on: December 24, 2010, 08:27:35 am »

Heather looked over at the Lucario and then she let out her Celebi. "Make sure the Lucario would get out of here," Heather said to her pokemon.

Celebi nodded and then flew over the stairs and peoples and hugged the Lucaro, teleporting him somewhere else.
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« Reply #99 on: December 24, 2010, 08:38:01 am »

((Lucario isn't there. He's upstairs, and there;s a random guy where he was now))
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« Reply #100 on: December 24, 2010, 09:33:27 am »

(edited it.)
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« Reply #101 on: December 24, 2010, 11:29:42 am »

((Still doesn't work. The Lucario isn't in the room))
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