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The Pork and Ham PUB *semi-serious rp*

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« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2010, 02:44:50 pm »

"You're over killing him. I am only a friend of his, and had only bean a friend of his." Heather said, truthfully. "You're a bit hard on him, maybe you should give him SOME room."

"More like a lot...." Amanda said.
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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2010, 02:48:14 pm »

Lee's wife sighed. “I guess I should... but he needs to be working. I mean, look at me! I look ridiculous in this costume! He should look at LEAST as ridiculous as me, so it gets balanced out, you know.”
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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2010, 03:00:08 pm »

"Kind of, but that doesn't mean that you fores him to do that." Heather said.
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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2010, 03:03:37 pm »

Lee's wife sighed again. "He was the one that got us into that job. He LIKES wearing his silly outfit."
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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2010, 03:09:07 pm »

"Oh? Well if you say so.."
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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2010, 03:16:52 pm »

Lee came back, in a Lucario outfit. It was almost impossible to tell it was him - the suit has no holes or breaks at all. But he was drunk, and he was stumbling about all over the place. In other words, it was Lee.
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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2010, 03:27:56 pm »

Heather, and Amanda laughed. "Oh my god.. Lee, you are getting to mush to drink" Heather, and Amanda said at once.
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2010, 03:30:43 pm »

Lee looked at her. "I'm not drunk!" he said, then fell unconscious.

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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2010, 04:39:29 pm »

((Alright))

"Yeah right." Amanda said, as she pokes Lees body.
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« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2010, 10:30:18 am »

Aru walked over to Lee and kicked him. Lee sat up immediately.

"I wasn't drunk. Just a bit tipsy."

He stood up, and fell over, and crawled over to a bar stool. Using it to lift him up, he sat on it, and fell off it backwards.

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« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2010, 01:51:22 pm »

"Yeah, right." Amanda said, as she only poked Lee's shoulders with a stick.
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« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2010, 02:18:37 pm »

((Oh man have I missed rping with you))

Aru walked out of the bar, and began to sing again. Lee's wife walked out after him, trying to tell him to be quiet. Lee sat up as soon as she had left. “Is she gone?” he asked.
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« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2010, 02:22:30 pm »

((So did I))

"As far as I know" Heather said, as Amanda looked out of the bar.
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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2010, 02:25:16 pm »

Lee grinned, and stood up. “You see, that was all part of a complex plan to get my wife out of the pub. It worked, obvoiusly.”
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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2010, 02:30:02 pm »

"acting drunk is complex?" Heather asked as she giggled.
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