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The Pork and Ham PUB *semi-serious rp*

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« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2010, 02:39:07 pm »

“It certainly is.” Lee says, and orders another beer.
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« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2010, 02:57:30 pm »

"All you have to play tipy" Heather said. "Not hard"
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« Reply #32 on: June 12, 2010, 08:57:46 am »

"It's not just that, but it has to fool Aru too. I found that whenever I'm dunk, Aru walks out of the bar, singing, and my wife always gets a bit concerned, and goes after him."
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« Reply #33 on: June 14, 2010, 03:19:19 pm »

"Oh"
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« Reply #34 on: June 19, 2010, 09:21:56 am »

"I know. Sounds complicated, but it's not. Anyway. Do you want a drink? I want a drink. Can we have a drink? Thankyou. I..."

He paused.

"I'm not sure how to drink through this suit, mind you."

He picked up the drink and poured it into his mouth.

"Wow, works perfectly. Hah!"

He laughed, then drunk the rest of it.

"I might go get a new suit. Yes."

He walked out of the bar.
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« Reply #35 on: June 22, 2010, 03:08:46 pm »

((hyper mush?))

"You know me Lee, I don't drink." Heather said as she drank her Dr. pepper. She wondered what made him get married so soon. She hadn't seen him in two months and he gets married. What a life
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« Reply #36 on: June 23, 2010, 01:33:59 pm »

((yes, HYPER MUSH!))

Lee walked in, sighing. "What a life." he said, and sat down at the bar. People began laughing.

He looked around, growling. "Anyone that messes will taste the wrath of my HYPA BEAM!"

He lookedd around again, and drank Amanda's drink. He was wearing a Snorlax suit.
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« Reply #37 on: June 26, 2010, 05:22:47 pm »

Amanda slapped Lee's face.

Heather only drank her Dr. Pepper
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« Reply #38 on: July 04, 2010, 12:41:54 pm »

"HYPA BEAAMM!" cried Lee, and opened his mouth.

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....

.....

A few drops of spit fell out.

"Oh, woops."

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« Reply #39 on: July 20, 2010, 10:35:04 pm »

Heather and Amanda looked at each other.
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« Reply #40 on: July 21, 2010, 12:23:07 pm »

Lee walked back in in his normal clothes. "That was embarressing. Do you need anything? A drink? Food? Money?"
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« Reply #41 on: July 21, 2010, 04:54:54 pm »

"No I'm set already. So how have you been for the last few months?" Heather asked.
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« Reply #42 on: July 22, 2010, 02:30:38 am »

"Not bad. I got a job with Nintendo to advertise Pokémon for them, and I signed my wife up for it too. So I went around the world a bit, advertising in 17 languages, then came back to find the Pub has been rebuilt."
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« Reply #43 on: July 22, 2010, 09:14:39 am »

"How long have you known your wife before you got married to her?" Heather just HAD to ask.
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« Reply #44 on: July 22, 2010, 12:46:53 pm »

"I... oh. Um... about 5 days. I proposed on the second."
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