The Lucario kept silent. He could swear he heard someone coming up the stairs. He rolled off the bed quickly, then shoved himself under it. A spider and it's web caught around it's face, so he ate it. It didn't actually taste that bad. In fact, it tasted gorgeous. He reached around for another when he heard two sets of footsteps walk into the room and slam the door. He cursed to himself, swearing he'd shut the door. The two footsteps were very heavy, and the Lucario imagined two thugs coming in and robbing him. The two footsteps grew louder, and one of the people jumped onto the bed, laughing the hoarse laugh of a stereotypical thug. "So then!" one said. "Wot should we take?" The other grunted. "I don't care but- wot's this?" he replied, then picked up the clothes the Lucario had worn downstairs. "Seems we've got us a POKEMON 'ere, innit?" the man said, and chuckled. The other man, the Lucario guessed, was grinning. "And everyone knows tha' NO pokemon are allowed 'ere!"

I, the Lucario, gulped.

I looked at the pile of rotting pears, holding my nose and grimacing. I had no idea how bad rotting fruit had smelled before, but now I DID know, and I didn't like it at all. I looked around for any sign of anything, and saw, on the ground, a rotting corpse of a- I averted my eyes and hoped I wouldn't be sick.

Yeah, it's Aru's little birthday of shiz and whatnot. Bceause it IS my b-day, I wil be adding something quite spectacular later on...

SNEAK PEEK

"MAIN SITE"

Probably because his voice is so high-pitched it's unnatural.

My Mum thinks I look like him T-T

(BAHAHAHA I GOT A LUCARIO/RIOLU EGG ON POKEFARM. Imma anme it after joo. :3)

I stopped in midair, my wings going up and down furiously, keeping me up in the air. The scent of rotting fruit clogged my sensitive nose, and I sneezed. My eyes slowly bled back to blue, and I looked around. "Great. I'm lost." I said, and I Facepaw'd. "This is **** super."

Something with a completely red aura dashed past me in some kind of horrible fury. I was tempted to chase over it, but it looked bigger than the one I had seen before, so I looked around again. I knew the aura was familiar. I knew the eyes I had seen were familiar. But I didn't think it was my brother. He had a distinct smell that I would have picked up by now. I hadn't smelt anything but.. rotting fruit.

(YESSSSSHHHH SWEARING. >8D Also, I didn't have teh time to post cause I does homeschooling. :C)

I landed on a ledge, staring around at the creatures. I saw the mangled body of a tiny Ratatta, and I gasped in realization. That Ratatta...She used to be my friend. My one and only friend. Now she was gone. "Riki..." I breathed as I picked the creature up in my front two paws. My aqua blue eyes started fading into purple, and then into bright demonic red. Watch out. I was angry. I growled deep in my throat and I launched myself off the ledge and into the air. Purple-ish red flames shot out of my nose each time I breathed, giving me light along the dark depths of the chasm the strange white Lucario made. My rage made me blind, and anything that was still moving or seemed to be alive, I lashed out at with razor sharp claws hidden in my velvet paws. My lips curled up in a snarl, revealing jagged white teeth. My eyes flashed once again, and I darted into the blackness, after that Lucario and whatever had killed my friend.
(THIS POST MAKES NO SENSE CAUSE I'M **** HYPER 8DDDDDDDDDD)

((XD dun worry. That's an average semi-lit post anyway, and semi-lit is what we're aiming for))

(((And you can swear if you want, I guess... Heheh...))

I slid down one of the falling pieces of ground skilfully and leapt off when it came to the end. I stratched out and grabbed a long thin piece that had tell onto a small ledge, and pulled myself up. I looked around for another place to go, and leapt down onto a ledge sticking out not far away, rolling to stop any damage. From there I hopped onto the floor and looked around. It was pitch black, but aura was a useful tool in these circumstances. I looked ahead, and something with a red aura darted out of my sight behind a large piece of ground. I rushed after it, the walls illuminating the way with their auras- I paused and stared at the walls. Countless creatures' mangled bits and faces rested on it, their faces screaming. I knew this was what I heard before, and I shook with terror, but continued on. I rounded the corner and looked ahead. Nothing. I moved onwards slowly, looking around everywhere, but not behind me. And then something gripped around my mouth and eyes, and pulled me back.

(I'm switching to first person.)
I shreiked when I saw the strange white Lucario fall down into a hole. A strange wind pushed me towards the hole, as if telling me to go save him. I blinked, realizing, the wind was supposed to blow the other way. Not this way. My eyebrows scrunched together and I angled my wingfins down, and soared towards the hole. I circled, surveying the damage to the field, then I soared down into the hole to retrieve the strange Lucario.
(Also, Shortpost is short. :C I can't roleplay well when I'm hyper.)

The Lucario stood up, pulling his jacket further over him and a hat down over his face. It was nearly impossible to tell he was a Pokemon, apart from most of the floppy fingers on the gloves he wore. He gazed out of the window in the corner next to him. It was getting dark. He turned towards the stairs in the corner not far away, and got over to it quickly, hoping he didn't attract too much attentoion. He jumped up the stairs and looked into his room, which was only a couple of metres from the stairs. He walked in slowly, and shut the door, but forgot to lock it. He groaned and grinned to himself, stretching himself out and pushing all of the clothes off. He walked over to the bed and jumped onto it, and sighed.